It has been a long and perilous journey to survive the apocalypse after the attack on Abel two years ago. But we have survived and continue to post about latest developments, survival tips, and more.
The world is a dark and ugly place. Not much hope left. Can't even trust your own family. We're all murdering and cannibalizing each other. Humanity is doomed.
Zombies, Run!:
We built a safe town on a little farm in the U.K.! :) Everyone who works hard is welcome to live here. :) Knitting club is on Wednesdays and sometimes we have parties! Our friendly neighbors who live in a nearby castle have art therapy and creative writing classes to deal with their trauma. Sure, things are bad sometimes and people die occasionally, but we can get through anything if we stick together! But if you mess with us in any way, you will seriously suffer. :) :) :) I'm sure you won't mess with us. Who wants to play Demons and Darkness?!
An extremely creative envelope. The card reads: Feeling old yet?Birthdays are good for you. My data shows that the people who have the most birthdays live the longest! I hope you have a wonderful day that is “glitch” free! Happy birthday Joe!
Anonymous asked: I have to confess that when I don't time to run I just listen to the missions on the way to school. I just feel guilty because the app is meant to be keeping my healthy but I feel like i'm cheating :(
I don’t usually comment on confessions but: please don’t feel guilty, we all listen to ZR in our own way! (it so happens that my way and your way are…identical, so if you’re bad so am I.)
Naomi Alderman has given a general-purpose OK to anyone who wants to listen while not-running, if that helps:
every mile you
run is another dollar in the bank. warm
up, cool downs, summer runs are all dollars in the bank.
workouts are
double, so two dollars a mile. it’s
a lot harder to run a mile during a workout than it is on warm up so its only
fitting that you earn more.
races are the interest you earn. chances are, the more
(quality) miles you put in, the better race results you are going to get. just
like the more money you put in the bank, the more interest you earn. simple as
that.
now think of
injuries or days you don’t run for other reasons. for every day you are injured
or don’t run, you withdraw one dollar
from the bank. think of all the miles you put in leading up to this point,
all the money you earned. is taking one dollar out of the bank a day going to
make you broke? not at all. you probably have hundreds if not thousands of
dollars in the bank so it’s going to take you a long time to even make a dent
in that account.
point is- injuries aren’t going to break your bank.
they aren’t going to take all the money out of your bank and all the miles out
of your system. you still ran those
miles and earned those dollars. taking
time off, no matter what the reason, isn’t
going to break the bank.
Eugene: Alright, Alright. Jack: Open it! Ladies and Gentlemen, and runners, it’s Christmas Day, and we thought we’d open our presents live on air Eugene: Well, You thought. Jack:: Have you not opened it yet? Eugene: That’s…. Aw thanks Jack! Jack: It’s a 40 towers DVD. I got him a 40 towers DVD. Eugene: Thank you so much, Jack! Where’d you get it? Jack: You see, when Eugene was sent to the UK, one of the sub-eds gave him a whole load of British Comedy DVDs to watch on those, lonely hotel nights. And his favorite was, Eugene: 40 towers. Thanks, that’s really great. Jack: So, what did you get me? Eugene: Uh, let’s not do this now. Let’s do it during a track. Jack: No, c'mon. On air is more fun. Eugene: Right. Jack: Oh, it’s heavy. Quite heavy, AHH I’m just going to do it.It’s a brick. In a sock. Eugene: For the zombies, if they get close. You can swing it! Jack: A brick. Eugene: In a sock! Jack: Thanks. Eugene: I’m sorry. I didn’t realize we were doing presents until yesterday. You know, with the apocalypse. Jack: Just play a track.