Abel Township Survivors

sixpenceee:

An extremely creative envelope. The card reads: Feeling old yet?Birthdays are good for you. My data shows that the people who have the most birthdays live the longest! I hope you have a wonderful day that is “glitch” free! Happy birthday Joe!

That is really creative! ☺️

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thinnfitinmy20s:

My all time favorite ad

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Anonymous asked: I have to confess that when I don't time to run I just listen to the missions on the way to school. I just feel guilty because the app is meant to be keeping my healthy but I feel like i'm cheating :(

eruvadhril:

zombiesrunconfessions:

I don’t usually comment on confessions but: please don’t feel guilty, we all listen to ZR in our own way! (it so happens that my way and your way are…identical, so if you’re bad so am I.)

Naomi Alderman has given a general-purpose OK to anyone who wants to listen while not-running, if that helps:

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(Source: zenpencils.com, via theanatomyofarunner)

zombiesrunaddict:

I need more zombies run posts on my feed. Reblog this please if you love zombies run so I can follow you :)

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life-on-the-run:

think of running as a bank.

every mile you run is another dollar in the bank. warm up, cool downs, summer runs are all dollars in the bank.

workouts are double, so two dollars a mile. it’s a lot harder to run a mile during a workout than it is on warm up so its only fitting that you earn more.

races are the interest you earn. chances are, the more (quality) miles you put in, the better race results you are going to get. just like the more money you put in the bank, the more interest you earn. simple as that.

now think of injuries or days you don’t run for other reasons. for every day you are injured or don’t run, you withdraw one dollar from the bank. think of all the miles you put in leading up to this point, all the money you earned. is taking one dollar out of the bank a day going to make you broke? not at all. you probably have hundreds if not thousands of dollars in the bank so it’s going to take you a long time to even make a dent in that account.

 point is- injuries aren’t going to break your bank. they aren’t going to take all the money out of your bank and all the miles out of your system. you still ran those miles and earned those dollars. taking time off, no matter what the reason, isn’t going to break the bank.

abeltwonship:

Eugene: Alright, Alright.
Jack: Open it! Ladies and Gentlemen, and runners, it’s Christmas Day, and we thought we’d open our presents live on air
Eugene: Well, You thought.
Jack:: Have you not opened it yet?
Eugene: That’s…. Aw thanks Jack!
Jack: It’s a 40 towers DVD. I got him a 40 towers DVD.
Eugene: Thank you so much, Jack! Where’d you get it?
Jack: You see, when Eugene was sent to the UK, one of the sub-eds gave him a whole load of British Comedy DVDs to watch on those, lonely hotel nights. And his favorite was,
Eugene: 40 towers. Thanks, that’s really great. 
Jack: So, what did you get me?
Eugene: Uh, let’s not do this now. Let’s do it during a track.
Jack: No, c'mon. On air is more fun.
Eugene: Right.
Jack: Oh, it’s heavy. Quite heavy, AHH I’m just going to do it.It’s a brick. In a sock.
Eugene: For the zombies, if they get close. You can swing it!
Jack: A brick.
Eugene: In a sock!
Jack: Thanks.
Eugene: I’m sorry. I didn’t realize we were doing presents until yesterday. You know, with the apocalypse.
Jack: Just play a track.

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surprisebitch:

what a lovely plot twist

Sounds like my boyfriend and me. :)

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